4 years later, i couldn’t have predicted that i’d be putting her back to bed at 1am because she “couldn’t sleep” which is code for “i woke up” – i’m not sure why, but she’s been waking up around this time for a couple of weeks and while most people would be annoyed by their child coming into their room at 1am – i’m kind of digging it

the older the kids get, the more chaotic our lives get – we’re constantly on the go – even when we’re at home – it’s constant madness – and i love every minute of it – ok, maybe not the minutes the kids are screeching at such a high decibel, every dog in a 5 mile radius can hear them – but i love about 99% of it – but make no mistake, it’s complete craziness – and as much as i hate it, the quiet times where it’s just me and Sydney are becoming fewer and fewer – Myles is still nursing (yes, still.) so i get plenty of quiet one-on-one time with him – but the special moments with my girl seem to be disappearing – so instead of being pissed that she’s waking me up interrupting my Facebook/Twitter/working/”me” time, i try to enjoy those minutes because i know it won’t be long before they’re gone

we walked back to her room, holding hands and as we climbed into her bed and snuggled under the covers, i remembered where we were 4 years ago …

m: Sydney, did you know that 4 years ago Mommy and Daddy were at the hospital waiting for you to be born?

S: mm hmm - and then you called Dr. Julia to help get me out of your belly and then i was born and you had a beautiful, perfect baby girl and then i had lots of toys

uhhh, i’m pretty sure that is NOT how i’ve described her birth story to her but she clearly inherited her mother’s high self esteem!  we laid there for a few more minutes and i said a Hail Mary for her (we’re learning prayers) and then contemplated telling her that it was technically already her birthday – but i didn’t have time because she reached over, gave me a tight hug and said “you’re the best, Mommy” – then she rolled over and dozed off – i held onto her for a few more minutes, gave her a kiss and then tried to sneak out of her bed – as my feet hit the floor i heard a sleepy voice say “Mama, can you get me some more water?”  ”Yes, baby girl” – but when i got back to her room a minute later, she was knocked out – and just like that, my moment was gone

years from now she’ll really be gone – off to college, living in her first apartment, married, tucking in babies of her own … i hope she’ll remember these moments – maybe she’ll only remember the snuggles or the Hail Mary – maybe she’ll remember the water or how she asked me to tell her the Cinderella story – or maybe she won’t remember any of it – but i will – i won’t ever forget

happy birthday Sydney Jane!

to start, let’s go ahead and forget about how Kobe cheated on her multiple times – or how he publicly embarrassed her when he was accused of sexual assault – so what if she got a $4 million dollar ring out of it – do you really think that ring made it easier for her to explain to her girls why Daddy was arrested?  do you think a ring made it easier for her to ignore the moms at her kids’ school whispering behind her back?  please.  but again, let’s put all that aside.

instead, let’s focus on the day to day – Kelley doesn’t think that she deserves half because she didn’t go to work to earn the money – i disagree – because as a mother, i know that whether Vanessa goes to a 9 to 5 job or stays at home, she works 24-7 because she’s a mom – Kelley thinks there should be some sort of “formula” that assigns a monetary value – my opinion is that there is a “formula” – it’s 50% – after all, marriage is a partnership – 50/50, right??  he may leave the house to go to work every day but she’s the one that keeps the ship running – at least that’s how it is over here and i’m willing to bet in the majority of households in the country, most moms put in at *least* 50%

it’s Thursday – here’s a highlight of the things i’ve done this week -

listed and sold the crib on Craigslist

at least 5 loads of laundry – towel laundry, to be specific – because thanks to this week’s rainstorm, part of our living room is flooded – do you think my husband noticed it before he left for work?  that would be no – so guess who got to clean up the water and deal with the insurance company

cleaned up endless amounts of pee and poop because the dog won’t go outside in the rain – i also had to bathe him after he rolled in the mud – and clean the tub after i bathed him – to be fair, Kelley has cleaned pee/poop at least twice

i missed lunch with the girls because i was too tired to drive to Dallas – why was i too tired?  because i was up with Myles half the night and was falling asleep at the wheel driving Sydney to school :/  - i have no idea why Myles was up crying and fussing – i don’t know why he was up crying and fussing last night either – but i do know that he was awake from about 1:30-4am – and so was i …

dealt with multiple meltdowns by a dramatic 3 year old – the most recent, this morning – because the outfit that she chose to wear was  ”itchy” and she wanted to wear her shirt under the outfit instead of over

laid in the bed with Sydney til she fell back asleep – at midnight.  every night.

brushed the teeth and washed the hands of an almost 2 year old boy 5-10 times a day – for no other reason than he likes it

unclogged the toilet – YAY! :/

and those are just the highlights – that doesn’t include the day-to-day stuff like cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, carpooling, bathing, feeding, entertaining kids, etc. – those things are givens – all the other stuff are extras

you know what my husband did this week?  went to work, the gym, school and to the basketball game to see the Dallas Mavericks get their championship rings – oh, and he took out the trash and one load of laundry

now don’t get me wrong – i’m not complaining – i willingly do all of these things (even dealing with the emotional tantrums of a 3 year old) – this is the life i wanted and i’m very happy to have it – but it is not easy – ever.  it takes a lot of time and effort and sometimes i fail miserably and some days i kick ass – and just because i don’t go to an office and don’t collect a paycheck doesn’t mean i don’t put in work – and a lot of it

i don’t pretend to know Kobe and Vanessa or what their day-to-day life was like – maybe Vanessa had a household of hired help and literally did nothing more every day than sit on her couch, watching soaps and eating bon-bons – but i’m willing to bet that’s not the case – if she did nothing more than take care of her girls, that in itself is a full-time job

is what she does every day worth $75 million?  is throwing a basketball through a hoop worth $75 million?  it depends on who you ask – Kobe’s great at what he does, but in the grand scheme of things – the “work” he does is WAY overvalued – there’s no way you can convince me that playing sports is more valuable than teaching children – it’s certainly not more valuable than raising children – yet, he’s paid millions – and teachers are paid paltry salaries and moms are paid nothing

Vanessa walked away with half Kobe’s fortune – did she deserve it?  i don’t know – but i know one thing – she earned it – every.single.penny.

i planned to go run a few errands thinking i could talk myself out of the idea of a dog while i was out – but i still couldn’t get that face out of my head and as i walked aimlessly around the house, Kelley said, “you’ve already made up your mind – just get him” – sigh.  i texted Amie and asked if the dog was still available – she immediately responded yes and asked if i knew someone who wanted him – i hesitated again before i responded that it was me … to make a long, convoluted story short, a series of events led us to the SPCA on January 2, 2012 to meet the newest member of our family – Rocco

he’s absolutely the sweetest puppy ever – super smart, well on his way to being completely potty trained and just a perfect dog – but i was a little concerned about the kids – it’s been a year since Lexie died and while Sydney asks about her almost every day, Myles doesn’t remember Lexie at all – and despite us having had a dog, both of them still go through an initial stage of panic when we visit friends with dogs – but they took to Rocco like we’d had him for years – Sydney was talking baby talk to him and Myles couldn’t stop kissing him (on the mouth, much to Kelley’s dismay!) – there was an immediate bond so i knew he would be a perfect fit – until 2 days later …

all of a sudden, Sydney started freaking out whenever Rocco would come close to her – and i mean freaking.the.freak.out.   screaming, running away, tears – a full on break down – and of course Rocco thinks she’s playing so he continues to chase after her – more screaming and running from Sydney which of course elicits more chasing from Rocco – seriously?  and then there’s Myles – a boy and his dog – he could not love Rocco more – even with Rocco constantly climbing on top of him and that one small gnawing incident where Rocco mistook Myles leg for a chew toy – Myles still loves him and they’re on their way to becoming best buds

but not Sydney *sigh*  she’s hopping on furniture and running into rooms screaming like she’s being attacked by zombies – and that’s when Rocco just looks in her general direction – God forbid he start to walk toward her – and me?  well i’m getting pretty close to the end of my rope – we’ve had countless talks about how Rocco is just playing – i have told her that the rule is to “stop, so that Rocco will stop” – i have held her hand as we’ve walked past Rocco without him even glancing at us – we’ve given him treats and hugs and belly rubs – i’ve told her more times than i can count that Mommy will always protect her and never, ever, ever, let Rocco (or anything) hurt her – she’ll be okay for a few minutes and then someone will leave the door to her bedroom open – Rocco will wander in and all of a sudden, she’s standing on her bed screaming while Rocco looks at her like she’s crazy

yesterday, we took Rocco to be neutered (poor baby ) – that girl turned on the charm like she was starring in a dog food commercial – rubbing and petting Rocco – telling the office staff Rocco’s name and how much she loves him – the entire time Rocco was at the vet, Sydney kept asking where he was and when could we go pick him up – then we got home and she turned into a whining, fraidy-cat, cry baby again -

Sydney’s mentioned a couple of times that she really misses Lexie and that she can’t wait for her to come back – in our book, Dog Heaven, they talk about the angels bringing the dogs back to visit but she doesn’t quite grasp the concept that we can’t actually see the angels – so, i don’t know if that has something to do with these meltdowns or what – but here’s what i do know – if we don’t figure something out soon, someone will be looking for a new home … super cute, potty trained and sleeps through the night (for the most part), WAY freaking smart but starting to get kind of mouthy – so let me know if you might be interested – i’ll miss my baby girl and i’ll definitely come to visit … but there’s no way i’m giving up my puppy!  ;)

WHAT????

m:  hold up – what boyfriend?  when did you get a boyfriend?  what’s his name?

S:  *struggling to come up with a name*  um … Cami

m:  well you’re not going – i don’t even know this boy …

S:  his name is Cami

m:  well, you’re not going on vacation with a boy – you can go on vacation with a boy when you’re 30 – how’s that?

S:  well i’m 36

m:  actually, you’re 3 – so that means you’re not going

S:  well, i’m 36 so that means i can go – and i’m going on vacation with my boyfriend

i’m pretty sure she threw me some attitude and added a “hmph” for good measure – she then spent the next 5 minutes taunting me by walking in and out of the kitchen announcing “i’m going on vacation with my boyfriend and you can’t stop me” – seriously?  is this what i have to look forward to?  she later explained to Kelley that she was “just pretending” and he let her know that we were “just pretending” that she couldn’t go – me? i started researching all-girl boarding schools – i’m.so.screwed.

i guess i never really put a lot of thought into it – i mean no one has kids and thinks “i think i’ll start lying to my kids today!” – but it happens …

this all started about a month ago – every year the big Santa debate pops up – whether or not your family “does” Santa – and the who/what/when/whys behind it – and this year, with the surge of Pinterest, it seemed like everyone who does Santa was also doing The Elf on the Shelf – if you’re not familiar with the elf, it’s basically just another way to keep your kids in line around Christmas-time – it also includes some extra work on the parents’ part (which is why i didn’t do it) – but we definitely do Santa – which brings me back to the lying

i’ve heard people defend their “no Santa” decision a million different ways – “it takes the Christ out of Christmas, we don’t want our kids to behave just because Santa is watching, how do we explain Santa if we don’t have a chimney, i don’t want my kid to have an emotional breakdown when they find out Santa’s not real” … blah, blah, blah – personally, i don’t care if you do or don’t do Santa or what your rationale is – but the one that rubbed me the wrong way was the “we don’t lie to our children” excuse – really?  you never lie to your kids?  NEVER??  because i do …

maybe it’s just me – maybe i’m the only mom with bad-ass kids who have meltdowns over miscellaneous things – and maybe your kids are perfect and respond favorably to calm discussions that include rational arguments for your decisions – but that ain’t the way it works at Casa de Hall – Myles wakes up asking for Blues Clues – and because he doesn’t need to watch 10 episodes of Blues a day, sometimes i tell him Blues is asleep – and sometimes i tell him Blues isn’t on – and sometimes when Sydney asks to watch Tom and Jerry (which i hate), i tell her it’s not on and make her watch Dora instead

but i don’t just lie about tv – sometimes i lie about food – like if she asks for a lollipop – sometimes it’s easier to tell her we don’t have lollipops than to try and explain why she can’t have one before lunch and why i won’t be giving her one after lunch either – sure, i could be all “you don’t need to have a lollipop every day” or even “because i’m the Mommy and i said so” – and sometimes i tell her that – but sometimes i’m not in the mood to have a big discussion with my 3 year old (who will someday make a fantastic litigator) or deal with a meltdown of epic proportions over a Dum Dum sucker – so i tell her we don’t have them

there are days when she wants to wear her blue school skirt – and because it’s 30 degrees outside and i don’t have any clean tights for her, she has to wear jeans – but instead of spending 5 minutes listening to her whine while i explain that it’s too cold for a skirt and then waiting while she walks to the front door and stands on the porch so that she can experience the frigid temperatures for herself, i spend 30 seconds telling her the skirt is dirty and she has to wear jeans – see how that works?  i’ve also been known to hide books that i don’t want to read or answer “i don’t know” when asked a question that will likely end in me being interrogated by a pre-schooler

now, don’t get me wrong – i understand the big picture concept – you want to develop a positive relationship with your kid and you want your kid to know that they can trust you – i get it – and we do plenty of that around here – by telling them that we love them – a LOT.  and when i say a lot, i mean “more times than i can count in a day” a lot.  and i tell them that no matter what, i will always, always, ALWAYS love them – even when i’m mad or sad or angry with them – and that no matter what they do, even if they get in trouble, i will ALWAYS forgive them. ALWAYS.  and that’s no lie

so, maybe you perfect parents will NEVER, EVER, EVER lie to your children – but i will – and i don’t feel bad about it – for something little, like whether or not we have ice cream – or something big, like whether or not Santa is real – sometimes a lie is warranted for whatever reason and if my kids are scarred for life because of it, then i’m probably doing a slew of other things wrong too!

and for the record, at this house, Santa is TOTALLY real – how else could i explain the arrival of my silver sequined Ugg boots?  after all, i was a really good girl this year – even if i am a liar!
 

Christmas Eve, my sister came to spend the night and since i figured i’d be pulling an all-nighter, i figured she should sleep in Sydney’s room instead of the couch

m:  Husband, tonight you should sleep in our room with both kids so my sister can sleep in Sydney’s bed – and i’ll just crash wherever because i’ll probably be up all night

K:  i don’t think that’s gonna work?

m:  why not?

K:  what we should do is have your sister sleep in our bed with the kids and i’ll sleep in Sydney’s bed

m:  uhhh, no … why would my sister sleep with our kids if we’re here?

K:  because they only other alternative is for me and your sister to sleep in our bed and the kids to sleep in Sydney’s room

m:  i wish i had something to throw at you right now

clearly, my husband thinks he’s the next Chris Rock – he’s not.

we don’t watch tv in the morning – clarification: we don’t watch tv in the morning when we have somewhere to be – example:  school days,  dance class days, basically any day that we have to be somewhere before noon and at a specific time – once the tv is on, it’s just too hard to get them away from the tv and have i mentioned that we watch too much tv anyway?  but despite my rule (that the husband has been informed of several times), this morning when i jumped in the shower, Kelley put the kids in front of the tv anyway – so of course when it was time for me to get them dressed (because God forbid he use that 6 minutes i was in the shower to start getting the kids dressed or at least take Myles to the bathroom *sigh*), they were both enthralled in Word World or Word Guys or whatever that tv show about words is – the end result?  Sydney literally crying when i told her to get dressed for dance – with real tears – they were crocodile tears, but tears nonetheless – and of course Myles followed suit when i turned the tv off and then i had 2 crying children!

i had already laid out Sydney’s dance clothes on the bed and put Myles’ clothes in the bathroom and the plan was for her to get dressed while i changed Myles – but Little Miss CryBaby went into “i need help mode” – SO irritating – you’re almost 4 and you’ve been dressing yourself for nearly 2 years now – you do NOT need help!!!  meanwhile, Myles was still crying because i turned the tv off and he didn’t want to sit on the potty – i decided to give him a few minutes to calm down and headed into the kitchen to start my coffee – the next thing i know, Sydney is screaming like the world is ending – really?  already?  it’s only 9am!

i walked into her room and calmly asked what was wrong – “Myles is eating my m&ms” she yelled in the midst of tears – and in that moment, i went from 0 to Psycho Mom – “you know what?  i do NOT have time to deal with this!!”  i walked over to Myles and took the bowl of m&ms in one hand and scooped him up with the other – i looked at Sydney and said “and i don’t know why your daddy thought giving you m&ms first thing in the morning was a good idea anyway – GET DRESSED!!!” – i put the bowl in the kitchen and took Myles to the bathroom and that’s when Kelley popped in to tell everyone ‘bye’ –  thanks dude – create the chaos and then slink out quietly – did i mention he also got to go to the gym this morning?  hate.  i was SO irritated with him i didn’t even look at him because i knew i was gonna go batshitcrazy on him – instead, i stayed focused on Myles and muttered a “bye Husband” as he walked out the door

now, i will admit that just before i jumped in the shower, i yelled down the hall that he could give the kids breakfast – but i guess i should have been more specific because i was thinking more along the lines of waffles or a bowl of grapes – not the trail mix with m&ms (both plain and peanut) that i buy as a snack for HIM!!!  why?  WHY?  why would he think that i would be okay with Sydney eating m&ms for breakfast?  granted, there are also nuts and raisins in the trail mix, but come on!!  but this is also the man that pulled out popcorn to add to his dinner plate Monday night and then couldn’t understand why i looked at him crazy when Myles asked for popcorn – seriously?  then he looked at me and said, “what am i supposed to do?  eat it when they’re asleep?” uh … YEAH!!!  that’s what i do?  do you think that Blue Bell ice cream disappears during waking hours?  no.  i eat it in secret at midnight after the kids have gone to bed which is probably why i’ve gained 15 pounds this year!

over the weekend, i pulled something (i don’t remember what) out of the pantry and when i did, an open graham cracker package came crashing to the floor – not the box – just the wrapper – and one graham cracker and of course a ton of crumbs – instinctively, i grabbed the broom and was just about to sweep up the mess when it clicked in my head – WHY was there an open graham cracker wrapper on the top shelf of the pantry?  Kelley had just sat down to watch something or other but i called him into the kitchen anyway – i just stood there in the middle of the graham cracker crumbs, broom in hand, looking at him crazy while he went all “what???”

m:  uh, why would you put an open graham cracker wrapper with one graham cracker back in the pantry?

K:  how do you know it was me?

m:  because it was on the top shelf and our children are not that tall

K:  well how did it get on the floor?

m:  i was pulling something out of the pantry

K:  well that sounds like it was your fault

*resisting the urge to beat him with the broom*

m:  uh, no it’s not my fault – *i’m* not the one who put it in the way of all the other food

K:  well i was saving it for later

m:  really?  so you decided to save ONE graham cracker by leaving it in an open wrapper?well now that it’s been sitting up there for a week, it’s STALE!!!

K:  well then i guess you can throw it away

it’s a good thing i have a good sense of humor … and that he’s cute

Saturday i got a chance to run some errands without children in tow and bought a Hello Kitty shirt and 2 pairs of jeans for Sydney – just what every 3 year old wants for Christmas, right?  fortunately for me, i could give Sydney a bunch of balloons and she’d be happy – much like her mother, she just likes “stuff” and doesn’t really care what it is – and while i highly doubt this phase of not asking for anything specific will last long, i’m going to take advantage while i can!

i’ve somehow slipped back into insomnia world and my internal body clock now has a set bedtime of 4am – seriously?  am i pregnant?  that would be no!  do i have to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse a crying baby – well, he doesn’t cry and he does periodically latch on for a quick fix, but that’s not really the point – the point is there is no rational reason why my body should be keeping me up until 4am – and you’d think if i was going to be up until all hours of the night, i’d be doing something productive – but no – i’m screwing around on the internet and thinking about all the things that i need to do – but not really doing any of them – i wonder if i have adult ADD … i digress.

last night i somehow stumbled onto Target’s website – i’ve probably mentioned how everyone i know considers Target to be the Holy Grail, though i still prefer Walmart – don’t get me wrong – i like Target – and i shop there occasionally (most recently this week when i bought a new lamp for my “not a bedside table” bedside table and a (very) late birthday present for the Husband – but it’s not my go to – yet, at 3am, i found myself browsing their site

this is Sydney’s favorite shoe

it’s a $13 shoe and it’s made for about $13 worth of use – but she loves it and they stop making it at size 11 (what?  tweens don’t dig the sparkle shoe?) so she’s just about to outgrow this line – i bought her a new pair at the beginning of the school year and it not ?  well, let’s just say they’re more “half sparkle” than “sparkle” these days – so what a great Christmas present those would be – right?  so great, that i’ll get her the silver AND the pink – Mom of the Year!   plus, there’s a banner on the home page that says 20% off of $75 purchase and another one for free shipping!  well if that’s the case, let me pick up some rain boots for the kids too – i spent the next 15 minutes scouring the rain boot selection, which was pretty picked over – i guess the good moms planned ahead and bought rain boots before the rainy season started – but not me!  i decided to buy rain boots until it’s been raining for 2 days!  i finally settled on some purple Missoni boots for Sydney and some Thomas the Train boots for Myles – i added up the total – $73.96 – are you joking me???  i was $1 freaking $.04 away from saving 20%?  what else could i buy?

i referred back to my Christmas present list to see what else i could add to my order – i’m getting both of the kids that Magna Doodle/Doodle Pro thing (so they’ll stop fighting over the 1 that we have now!) but Target doesn’t carry the one i want – and after a little internet research, it seems like that toy may be disappearing soon :/  at any rate, that was a failure so i moved on to a Wii game – i saw a commercial the other day for a Just Dance game that has a few songs from some of the Nick Jr shows – since i’d like to delay my daughter’s knowledge of dropping it like it’s hot as long as possible, i thought that might be a good one – another 5-10 minutes of research and Just Dance Kids 2 had been added to my cart

$103.95 minus 20% and free shipping sounded like a deal to me – i went through the entire check out process and was just about to complete my transaction when i realized that the 20% still hadn’t been subtracted – and there was still a shipping fee – i know i’m not crazy and i know i saw that promotion on the home page – i opened another browser so that i could go back to the home page without being signed in – guess what – the 20% off is only for a $75 purchase of clothing – and the free shipping is only on qualified items – none of which were in my virtual cart – 30 minutes wasted and a complete FAIL.

i decided to delete my cart and just for grins, head over to Amazon to see if they had the Magna Doodle/Doodle Pro thing – heck yeah they did – and the Wii game (for $5 cheaper) – not to mention the 3 Disney movies that i already had sitting in my cart – so guess who’s about 75% through with the kids’ Christmas!!  and to add a cherry on top, i woke up this morning with an email from Amazon saying that a couple of the items i ordered will be here sooner than they originally said – that, my friends, is WINNING!!!

in other Christmas news, we finally got the tree put up – fyi, gone are the days where we would spend a relaxing evening drinking wine, listening to Christmas music and trimming the tree – welcome to a frantic afternoon of me saying “no”, “wait” and “don’t touch that” as one child randomly unpacks every box in sight while the other tosses ornaments like they’re baseballs – 2 broken ornaments later … i could have sworn that box said shatterproof - i bought all new ornaments this year and it looks like i’ll be making another trip back to the store – i thought i’d purchased enough but when your kids are under 3 feet tall, it’s difficult to space the ornaments evenly – but at least the lights are spaced evenly – thank God for pre-lit trees!!

i shower in the morning – i think it stems from growing up with naturally curly hair that has to be wet to be styled correctly – so as long as i can remember, i’ve showered in the morning – and even on the rare occasions that i shower in the evening, i still have to get up and shower in the morning or i don’t feel clean – suffice it to say that now that i have kids, i rarely feel clean …

on “school” days, the plan is to wake up at 6am, listen to the show and write and somehow get a shower in before 7:30am when i wake Sydney – yeah, you wanna know how often THAT happens?  today, i woke up around 6:45am – Myles was (of course) nursing and he stayed there until about 7:10am – at that point, he decided to snuggle up next to Sydney which left me free to write on my laptop instead of on my phone (HOW did i function before my iPhone?) – Kidd was explaining how this whole Justin Beiber/Selena Gomez drama exploded (if you need the back story, you can read it here) so i planned to jump in the shower after that – only by the time i checked the clock again, it was 7:43am – CRAP!

i hustled Sydney (who was in a surprisingly good mood despite having been awake for a 2 hour stretch in the middle of the night) out of the bed but she was slow moving (she gets that from her daddy!) – Myles was in a good mood too which meant he wanted to sit and play on the potty instead of taking care of business – 15 minutes later …

Sydney and Myles were both dressed (but still needed their hair done), i was in the kitchen making Sydney’s lunch and trying to figure out if i had enough time to jump in the shower before we left – normally if i need to take a shower, i can put the kids in front of the tv and be in and out of the shower in 5 minutes – but i have a hard and fast rule about no tv before school – it’s one of my few “hard core” rules and since i still hadn’t found Sydney’s school folder, it was looking less and less likely that water would be touching my body

can someone explain to me why my child would completely unpack her school backpack and scatter the contents across her bedroom when that backpack is used ONLY for school – and an even better question would be why didn’t her rock star mother check to make sure the backpack was ready for school the night BEFORE??  have you heard that saying, “a lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine”? – well, it was running through my mind as i searched frantically for her folder and then it occurred to me that the lack of planning and emergency were both on me – this is NOT what Charlie Sheen would refer to as “WINNING”

by this time it was 8:22am and i decided to forgo the folder in favor of hair – i had to chase Myles through the house with the spray bottle (his hair is short enough to spray down) and then wet Sydney’s down (which has to be done in the tub because she SHOULD shower in the morning) and 5 minutes later they were both presentable – i, on the other hand …

i ran into my bedroom and threw on cargo pants and a long sleeved t-shirt – i threw on my Uggs and tied my mop of a hair into a bun – i brushed my teeth as i ran through the house again looking for that damn yellow folder – i still couldn’t find it and it occurred to me that it may have gone out with the recycling – i told the kids to grab their stuff and head to the car and decided to check the stack of paper in Sydney’s room one.last.time.  SUCCESS!!  ”I FOUND IT!”, i yelled to Sydney – she did a mini celebration dance as i ushered her out the door and we were off

i planned to weigh in at Watch Watchers after i dropped Sydney at school and i was sitting in front of thebuilding when i remembered i’d left it on the dining room table – that threw a wrench in my plans because i had also planned to look for new coats for the kids – instead, Myles and i went home and i had a minor panic attack when my wallet wasn’t on the table – turns out, i had put it in the console of the car when i went to Walmart last night – so it had been with me after all – ugh.

despite having time to get a few things done at home, i still hadn’t taken a shower – i’m okay with leaving Sydney to supervise for a few minutes but Myles is still too young to leave unattended – so instead of taking a shower, i snuggled with my boy and watched Blues Clues (which let’s face it – WAY better than a shower!) – we left early to run a few errands before we picked up Sydney and when i put them down for a nap, i fell asleep too – by the time i woke up, it was time to get dinner started and taking a shower was no longer on the to do list – because i’d still have to take another one in the morning and that would be a waste – after all – we’re in the middle of a drought, right?  but here’s hoping i’ll get one today!